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Two Minutes to Eternity
Referring back to runaway time, here are some ways to slow it
down:
1) Stab yourself. The pain will zap you into the present moment
which will drag on endlessly until you find relief.
2) Brush your teeth on a two-minute timer, especially when
you’re late for an appointment.
3) Wait for water to boil.
4) Use a plastic eyelash curler and see how long it takes to get
good results.
5) Talk to a boring chatterbox and time will know no end.
6) Try to meditate for 10 minutes (be sure to keep peeking at
your watch).
7) Get eyeball to eyeball with a bug. This is commendable
providing you don’t squash it.
8) Hug someone like you really mean it. Hug ‘em long and hard.
9) Look for a four leaf clover in a fescue patch.
10) Get in line at an air terminal.
I could go on and on, but you get the picture. It is, indeed,
within your power to slow time down, if only for a nanosecond .
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